Hands-On Chronic Patient RNs

Your Mission (should you choose to accept it... or just show up for the In-N-Out breaks)

Channel your inner Hollywood healer : Keep LA's chronic warriors - from Silver Lake celebs dodging paparazzi post-chemo to Echo Park elders battling heart failure - feeling fierce with flawless IV magic. You'll be the Taylor Swift of infusions : precise, crowd-pleasing, and leaving everyone chanting for an encore.

What a Shift Actually Looks Like (the fun, freeway-dodging version)

• Cruise in (or crawl through the 405) with your ultrasound wand and a playlist of chill lo-fi beats, then nail a PICC flush on a patient who's been dodging veins since the '92 riots.
• Whip up IV cocktails that rival a bartender at The Standard : TPN smoothies, IVIG slushies, or inotropes that keep hearts grooving like at a Troubadour show.
• Titrate meds while dodging "Is that from Grey's Anatomy?" questions - bonus if you reply with a dramatic hair flip.
• Teach a Venice Beach surfer dude how to spot phlebitis ("It's like a bad wave, bro - catch it early"), then high-five his dog for moral support.
• Handle emergencies with the calm of a yoga instructor during a quake : Anaphylaxis? You've got Epi and an exit strategy.
• Wrap up with zero infiltrates, a stack of "You saved my vibe" thank-yous, and maybe a spontaneous group selfie (HIPAA-approved, obvs). Desert detour for acai bowls? Why not.

Superpowers Required

Must-Have Credentials (California Edition, LA Flavor)

Where the Magic (and Mild Gridlock) Happens in LA

Pay & Perks (2025 real talk, Hollywood budget)

If your love language is Tegaderm artistry, flawless flushes, and making Angelenos feel like stars (even on their off days)... this is your blockbuster role.

Apply now and join LA's chronic-care A-list.